What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?