What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
What do you give an angry rhino?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?