What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
A new moo-ther.
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What style of music weighs the most?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?