What do you give an angry rhino?
Anything it wants.
Where do birds go to drink?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?