Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Because they're always a little green.
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?