What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
A dirt bike.
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What's the opposite of irony?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?