Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
To get to the other side!
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What vegetables make the best music?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What building always gets stains on it?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What are baby potatoes called?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?