What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Which insect makes the best father?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?