What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
What makes music in your hair?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why do mice need oiling?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's the noisiest food?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
How do you wash a lamb?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?