What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?