What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What's a dog's favorite book?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.