What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Angry birds.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How do snowmen get information?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?