What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Give me a road sign!
What game does pasta always play at recess?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What says: oom oom oom?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?