What do you call a hike across the universe?
A star trek.
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?