What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
You're a doll!
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why do moms make good vintners?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?