What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What is the smallest lion?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?