What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What animal has the most fun?