How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
It's allergy season again?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What game does pasta always play at recess?