Why are grandkids so great?
They are usually cheaper than tech support.
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?