Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do cats wear to work?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How does a pizza introduce itself?