What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the barber win the race?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why do cats give such great massages?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?