What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Grasshopper pie.
What do you call a short cow?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
How do bears keep cool?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why was the fish so smart?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which family member is always relieved?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What makes music in your hair?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?