Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the confused bee say?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?