Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
He got too clingy.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Who invented fractions?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How is life like toilet paper?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?