Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
They're always crabby.
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why are the mountains so tired?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where would you find an elephant?