What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What do you call an Irish spider?