What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
A goblin.
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What cartoon character loves insects?