Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
It was all booked up.
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?