Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How do bunnies stay fit?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?