Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do little fish love to play with?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are ghosts always single?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?