Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why do cats love to work?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?