What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What's the saddest part of the week?