What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Pigs in a blanket.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Where do birds go to drink?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?