What do you call an Irish spider?
A paddy long legs.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Which subject has two parts?
What dish does only a baseball player use?