What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Win-ter.
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What do insects learn at school?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?