What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Leaf me alone.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why was the bunny upset?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why is furniture so generous?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?