Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?