Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Because they have two left feet!
What does the sun drink out of?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What car does Yoda® drive?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What sweet treat never panics?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What does a dog say before eating?