How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?