What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Robins.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a forklift?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
I used to be addicted to not showering.