Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Because all the cows have horns.
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?