What animal dresses the most fashionably?
A hip-po.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do you call a fish without an eye?