Why do math teachers love March?
Because of pi day!
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's the friendliest national park?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?