Why are turtles so shy?
It takes them a while to come out of their shells.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What does a dog say before eating?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's the scariest letter?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you say to a really good barista?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?