Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Do you have the best ceiling?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How do you grill cheese?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why was the broom late for school?