Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What is a table you can eat?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why was the bud so shy?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?