Why is laughter the best medicine?
It's free!
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do rhinos charge?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did he change his bike's tires?