What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
He was disqualified from the limbo contest.
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What does the sun drink out of?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What type of dog loves to take showers?