Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How did the tree get lost?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?