Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
A flame-ingo.
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What are you studying in math?