What kind of clothes does a house wear?
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What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?