Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
Where do horses reside?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Which insect makes the best father?