What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Hey neigh-bor!
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
What are you studying in math?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?