What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
An ex-ray.
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is the strongest animal?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What does a panda ghost say?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Where do clowns go on vacation?