What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?