What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Libertea.
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What shape is bad at driving?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Where does laundry go to college?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call octopus twins?