Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?