Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
They're just two-tired.
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How was the wedding?
Why was the bud so shy?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What siblings are always sad?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What kind of books do boats write?