I'm not a bad putter.
I just can't catch a break.
Who invented fractions?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How do fleas travel?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?