What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers.
A book just fell on my head.
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What's a forklift?
What do you call a dog in space?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?