What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Purritos.
What's black and white and red all over?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How can you make 7 even?
Who granted the fish a wish?